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So I met a girl which kind of shocked me. You see, for a long time I’ve felt this way: I’ve spent my days just dragging along not really caring about being in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong I … Continue reading
Recently I went on a blind date, this is how it went down. When a friend of mine said, “there is a woman I’m going to set you up with” This is how I reacted: I mean I can find … Continue reading
In the mood for some sexual intercourse? Here are some tips and tricks I’ve put together to hopefully get your lady in the mood as well. Please understand that these are not guarantees. Things to say: 1. “God I just … Continue reading
Things you want to say to an Ex: (On my last relationship) You’re an asshole, you wanted me to go to your friends wedding. You expressed how much you wanted me to go and that I should buy a plane … Continue reading
Guys, if your lady friend ever asks you, “Do these jeans make me look fat?” The correct response is, “Hey I’ll go home and pack my stuff, it was nice being your boyfriend.” Let’s be honest, the FRIEND ZONE implies … Continue reading
Sorry, this blog post has nothing to do with betting or gambling, but rather everything to do with relationships. Here are 3 things that aren’t normally related, and its only through a small coincidence that they can be brought together … Continue reading