Just some observations for you all.
I don’t drink Colombian coffee. I snort it, and its probably not black its white. And its probably not Coffee.
The only thing worse than a rapist is a clown rapist. The only thing worse than a clown rapist is a clown rapist with a venereal disease who moon lights as a serial killer.
As a man you should always play hard to get………………..In prison…. Actually you should play impossible to get.
Remember that you’ll only be young for a short amount of time. You’ll end up spending more time being ugly and old.
Ladies what if you cheat on your boyfriend with the same boyfriend before you meet him? #time machine.
If you’re the first one to jump off a plane sky diving, be sure to yell, “I sabotaged my parachute, I go to meet the lord!” right before you jump.