Tag Archives: romance

Romance and Relationships As Told Through Gifs

Posted on October 14, 2014 by MaximumWage

So I met a girl which kind of shocked me. You see, for a long time I’ve felt this way: I’ve spent my days just dragging along not really caring about being in a relationship. Don’t get me wrong I … Continue reading →

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A Story Of Drunken Sexual Agression, as told in the style of Jane Austen

Posted on November 7, 2013 by MaximumWage

I wrote this re-telling in 2012 and liked it so much I thought, “Why not re-blog it.” If you don’t like reading Jane Austen its okay, not all of it is written in this style. You’ll see.   The setting, … Continue reading →

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Relationship Advice From Your Old Pal Moses.

Posted on March 16, 2012 by MaximumWage

Guys, if your lady friend ever asks you, “Do these jeans make me look fat?” The correct response is, “Hey I’ll go home and pack my stuff, it was nice being your boyfriend.” Let’s be honest, the FRIEND ZONE implies … Continue reading →

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